CHUDitude: 10!
Location of Outbreak: Revolutionary Anti-Imperialist Movement Denver, the entire blog (file this under "trouble ahead")
Description of Attack: What better way to rail against "the establishment" than denigrating our beloved troops. Despite the fact that many soldiers currently in Iraq hadn't gone through puberty when the decision to invade was made, our troops remain targeted as symbolic of everything wrong with "imperiali$t AmeriKKKa". From the RAIM Denver, there are no semantics, no hidden agendas, just a simple "Why we Say...Fuck The Troops!":
Watch this cracker whine that he isn’t allowed to murder Iraqi kids for throwing rocks at his pig ass. Listen carefully for the kid shouting “fuck you!” We are proud of you little RAIMer, keep it up!
Prognosis: Young, impressionable college students often fall victim to corrupted ideology once they leave the confines of their upper middle-class existence for higher education. Sadly, they mutate into CHUDs after reading a couple of Chomsky books and realizing that the world is not all lollipops and sunshine from a liberally-minded professor who once saw pictures of poor working conditions in Indonesia. They then find it necessary to overcompensate for their fortunate upbringing by posting obscenities in cyberspace like "American Flag BBQ" and why "Rev. Wright is Right about AmeriKKKa". Equating "revolutionary ideals" with being cool on the Trotskyite scene, young minds continue their descent into political violence. Most youngsters "grow up" when they have to work honest jobs, but these trust fund types have the ability to remain in school well beyond the 4 years for most undergrads, with a near infinite budget to wreak havoc on our society. They fail to see the irony of chastising our hard-working troops busting their humps in places like Iraq and Afghanistan, who are approximately the same age. Under the "Recreate 68!" tag on this blog, these troublemakin' CHUDs celebrate the destruction of a police vehicle at Evergreen College. The upcoming DNC Protests in August, entitled "Recreate 68!", has the potential to intimidate Democrat conventioners with political violence like some third-world dictatorship. Consider this CHUD outbreak as getting worse in Denver with the potential for violent CHUD attacks on damn near everything and everybody that isn't sporting a Che sticker.
3 comments:
Damn. Between my hometown of Denver and my chosen town of SF - looks like I might need more than one hazmat...:P
Careful, Mezzo, you might be in occupied territory. Try to avoid the quarantine.
I fully agree with whatever thing you have presented.
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