7/7/08

The Adolescent LiveLeak Bullies

Type: Dotsam and Netsam CHUDs
CHUDitude: 5
Location of Outbreak: LiveLeak, Greyhawk's Milblog Channel
Description of Attack: Greyhawk has tossed out a morsel of CHUD-bait onto LiveLeak and had some of the pubescent sewer-dwellers come to the surface to voice their discontent about our military. ZenGaardens opines:

Scumbags who try to link the so-called "war on terror" to Iraq are the sheep who've bought into the neocon agenda. I pity you, but at the same time you're beneath my contempt.

KossAmerica writes rather eloquently:

FUKK AMERICAN JEW IDOLETARIAN SHIT WHO HAVE KILLED MILLIONS INNOCENT ARABS AND AFGHANS GOD DAMN AMERICAN AND AMERICA

And AndyBlue from Seattle chimes in:

well they signed up.... they deserve whatever comes their way....as the American economy goes down the drain as a direct result of their actions. Have fun. Dont complain or cry PTSD...You re-uped yourselves.

Along with having this avatar of a pooch that just screams "Help, my owner is a big douchebag", AndyBlue's opinions are frequently unwelcome at LiveLeak as evidenced by the massive amount of "thumbs down" troll ratings he receives. AndyBlue is fond of deviously using the term "Republiturd" in his comments, which is a clever pun on the word "Republican" (a conservative-leaning political party in America) and "Turd" (slang for feces).

Prognosis: LiveLeak is an excellent source for viewing provocative and silly video uploads such as obese mothers holding up a convenience store at gunpoint, ATV accidents, and hecklers attacking the President. However, just like the all-night porn shop off the interstate in Alabama, the goods may be enticing, but the clientele is probably low-class. This explains the high number of grammatically incorrect comments as well as the use of typing in all caps. As Greyhawk puts it, "These are low-level e-chud, likely pre-teen basement dwellers who's moms are out for the evening, and hardly worth a response." Consider this CHUD outbreak low-level.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfc_1216145467

LT Nixon said...

haha, any publicity is good publicity. Funny stuff.