Showing posts with label Conspiracy CHUDs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conspiracy CHUDs. Show all posts

10/16/08

Navy Blue Angels Terrorize Bay Area, Caused 9/11

Blue Angels Now Flying Commercial Aircraft


While the Blue Angels have been slammed in the past on the West coast, the Bay Area offers up a whole new level of CHUDitude. From Indybay:
On October 9, 2008, from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m., the Navy’s Blue Death terrorized the over 1 million people in San Francisco with their horrifying noise and deadly, illegal low flights over heavily populated San Francisco wasting tax dollars and oil in their military recruiting show to celebrate Columbus Genocide Weekend, 3 weeks before election day.

These terrorists flights are perpetrated by the same military that carried out the 9/11 Inside Job at the behest of the ruling class and its spokespeople, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice and Giuliani.
It is wise to remember the South Park episode about 9/11 conspiracies. It was pissed off Muslims, dumbass.

(h/t NavyCS)

8/21/08

CHUD Cheers on Death of French Allies, Bizarre LaRouchey Views on the Economy

A cartoon from Elaine Meinel Supkis. It's meaning is only known to her, God, and the voices in her head.

Type: Conspiracy C.H.U.D.
CHUDitude: 4
Location of Outbreak: EZ Reading Money Matters Blog (h/t NavyCS)
Description of Attack: While the cowardly Taliban continues to engage in terrorist attacks against civilians and ISAF troops in Afghanistan, they would be ecstatic to know that they have a cadre of supporters back here in the states. Elaine Meinel cheers on the heroic terrorists:

US Airfarce bombed French surrender monkeys in Afghanistan. HAHAHA. Why are the French there in the first place? Or the US Airforce? Time to talk about mountain tribes, imperial warfare and the many ironies of history.

and

The editors of the New York Times are utterly unable to explain why it is vital for the US to expand the eternal war in Afghanistan. Usually, we win wars by nuking civilian populations or carpet bombing industrial rivals. But how many ball bearing factories does Afghanistan have? How many airplane factories? Or tank factories does this tiny, landlocked, poor country have?

and

Sarkozy is a 100% Zionist. He will kill endless numbers of French soldiers to gain global power so Israel can crush the hardy, difficult Palestinians. The US has bombed many people who were the wrong people so far in the mountain fighting in Afghanistan.

This endless humiliation of the recently fallen and speculation done in sentence fragments continues on perpetually, and reminds one of the deranged homeless person on the street that you dish out 35 cents to leave you alone.

Prognosis: Elaine, who is unsurprisingly endorsed by CHUD-infested DU, reminds me of a Lyndon Larouche protege. These people rail about being Henry Kissinger being a "British Agent", have for decades warned of an economic collapse that hasn't happened, and once beat up the opposition with nunchucks during something called Operation "Mop Up". They thrive on human misery, endlessly driveling on about future suffering for the human race if we don't subscribe to their nutty ideals. Her bio, printed at the bottom of this interview, indicates that she lives on a mountain with a bunch of animals. Hopefully she stays there.

8/5/08

WWII Heroes as "Suckers"

Shocker: Frank Weltner's criticism extends beyond simple antisemitism

Type:
Conspiracy C.H.U.D.
CHUDitude: 6
Location of Outbreak: Jew Watch, the whole creepy site
Description of Attack: Frank Weltner is an unsavory character. He was issued an injunction in the state of Missouri for deceptively soliciting funds for his hate site by saying it was for Hurricane Katrina donations, he frequently rails against the "ZOG machine" (which should set off your crazydar), and his website reminds cyber denizens of the early days of the internet when everything was midget porn, Star Trek fan fiction , and bizarre conspiracy sites. But he took a break on Memorial Day from bashing our Jewish friends to bashing the troops.

Memorial to America's Death Video:
  • 2:30 I am the dead American from WWI...dead for nothing
  • 3:32 I am the sucker that died on the beach at Omaha, I am the sucker went down in a submarine, I am the sucker who went down in the tanker ships
  • 5:01 When I did take up arms for my country it was not for my country, it was for some New World Order that we were not even told about it
The first-person narrative provides insight into the mind of the CHUD.

Prognosis: Mr. Wetzner's irrational hatred of an enemy that doesn't exist, such as the cabal dreamed up in the much debunked Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, points to the fact that he has a disturbed mind. This may be one of the reasons he was banned from YouTube. Also, C.H.U.D. Busters is pretty sure he was the old codger hosting the Pickle-Eating contest at Sturgis last year.

8/3/08

Blue Angels As Psychological Warfare Operatives

Some See A Conspiracy in the lyrics of Highway to the Danger Zone

Type: Conspiracy C.H.U.D.
CHUDitude: 6
Location of Outbreak: Seattle P-I, Comments
Description of Attack: Seafair took place this weekend in Seattle, which showcases America's beloved Blue Angels amongst other fun-filled activities. The Seattle P-I advised the locals to not bother calling 911 due to the booming sounds of freedom, as some weenies usually whine about their cats getting scared. But it was all too expected that a C.H.U.D. would appear to accuse the Blue Angels of conducting PsyOps on the American populace. From Whatshername on this thread:

The "Blue Angels of Death" are precision-strike fighter killing machines and the aerobatics shows are military psychological war dressed up as breathtaking-eardrum shattering technical bravado to whip up patriotic support for u.s.global war-making and slaughtering.

The C.H.U.D. also links to this old Time article, which C.H.U.D. Busters hears connects the dots between a family outdoor event in WA state and every single war crime since Attila the Hun.

Prognosis: WhatsHerName is an all-too-familiar example of a Trotskyite troll. Instead of handing out terribly written pamphlets advocating revolution and getting booted out of Russia by Stalin, the modern Trotskyite pollutes the comments section of mainstream media outlets like Seattle P-I. This is evident by her comments on a Stabucks thread where she calls the management of Starbucks "imperialist-zionist gangsters". Clearly unaware that the Cold War ended about 20 years ago, expect WhatsHerName to continue her propaganda until she takes the proverbial revolutionary dirt nap.