8/3/08

Blue Angels As Psychological Warfare Operatives

Some See A Conspiracy in the lyrics of Highway to the Danger Zone

Type: Conspiracy C.H.U.D.
CHUDitude: 6
Location of Outbreak: Seattle P-I, Comments
Description of Attack: Seafair took place this weekend in Seattle, which showcases America's beloved Blue Angels amongst other fun-filled activities. The Seattle P-I advised the locals to not bother calling 911 due to the booming sounds of freedom, as some weenies usually whine about their cats getting scared. But it was all too expected that a C.H.U.D. would appear to accuse the Blue Angels of conducting PsyOps on the American populace. From Whatshername on this thread:

The "Blue Angels of Death" are precision-strike fighter killing machines and the aerobatics shows are military psychological war dressed up as breathtaking-eardrum shattering technical bravado to whip up patriotic support for u.s.global war-making and slaughtering.

The C.H.U.D. also links to this old Time article, which C.H.U.D. Busters hears connects the dots between a family outdoor event in WA state and every single war crime since Attila the Hun.

Prognosis: WhatsHerName is an all-too-familiar example of a Trotskyite troll. Instead of handing out terribly written pamphlets advocating revolution and getting booted out of Russia by Stalin, the modern Trotskyite pollutes the comments section of mainstream media outlets like Seattle P-I. This is evident by her comments on a Stabucks thread where she calls the management of Starbucks "imperialist-zionist gangsters". Clearly unaware that the Cold War ended about 20 years ago, expect WhatsHerName to continue her propaganda until she takes the proverbial revolutionary dirt nap.

5 comments:

ToughGirl101 said...

I personally love the blue angels...even though I'm not a navy fan. Those comments are quite despicable. WTF is going on in this country?

Outlaw 13 said...

If she's not down with "Danger Zone" at least she admits they "Take (her) Breath Away".

The "Blue Angels of Death" are precision-strike fighter killing machines and the aerobatics shows are military psychological war dressed up as breathtaking-eardrum shattering technical bravado...

When did the Blue Angels add the "of Death" to their name? It's kind of catchy and might actually pull in some of the kids who were put off by the more wussy sounding old name...nice job Blue Angels...of Death!

Some Soldier's Mom said...

besides the fact that the woman is a loon, so what if they are staging "PsyOps"? They are admittedly a recruiting tool -- as are the Thunderbirds and the Golden Knights -- and I, for one, totally approve. The Angels, the 'birds and the Knights represent the elite military of this country -- the very same who protect WhatsHerName's right to be... well, wrong. And they serve to remind both friend and foe of the might and strength of the U.S. military -- and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that! Bravo Zulu to the Angels and all who serve!

Mezzo SF said...

I love the Blue Angels. When they are here during Fleet Week I get to watch them (and hear them...holy crap, busted eardrums!) practice all week. Literally - they are right outside our office windows and buzz our roof (I work down near the Wharf). I still love them - it's like being a little kid again looking out the window and watching them flip around. We never get any work done that week - but it's okay. Our bosses don't either, because we're all staring with our faces pressed up against our windows or up on the roof watching the Blue Angels (of death...defying stunts) do their thing.

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