8/12/08

Marines Get Beat Up in NYC Brawl

Like the Warriors, the Marines Were From Coney Island in Brooklyn When They Got Beat Up By A Gang Resembling The Furies

Type: Thuggin' CHUDs
CHUDitude: 8
Location of Outbreak: Coney Island, NY Post Reports (h/t Moonbattery)
Description of Attack: Our beloved Marine Corps is probably the last branch of service low-class CHUDs would want to tango with. However, when two marines tried to help a damsel in distress out in Coney Island, a mob of 50 thugs clearly outnumbers them. The NY Post reports on this violence against our service members:

"It wasn't our intention to get into a fight," said Bukler. "We said, 'Let the girl go, and we'll leave.' We told them, 'Stop.'

"She was screaming, and all we did was look to help her. I got a bottle smashed over my head, and after that, I started fighting. But I got beat down.

"I was getting my ass kicked by 50 people."

Their friend called Olenyev's brother, Ivan, 22.

"When I showed up, there were a lot of people there, people on the left and people on the right, and then - 'Boom!' - I got hit and passed out," Ivan told The Post from his hospital bed.

Police sources said he was pounded senseless by 240-pound Timothy Dixon, 23, who was swinging a metal baseball bat.

Good thing it wasn't that chick gang from The Warriors...the Lizzies.

Prognosis: Many of our service members are from rough neighborhoods, and have to deal with the local riff-raff despite their honorable service. Fortunately, none of the Marines were killed in this confrontation, like Jamiel Shaw in Los Angeles, whose Mom was a soldier. The actions of thugs was probably based on a depraved view of humanity, and not simply an anti-military attack, but they probably wouldn't have been any less forgiving if they knew their victims were Marines.

2 comments:

KA said...

sounds to me like the marines save their life.

Wek said...

Goddamn "strength in numbers" cowards. All that participated in this beatdown should be bused down to NC let off in the middle of Camp Lejeune.