1/7/09

UCSF Study Says Marines Are Degenerate Ass-Grabbers


Seeing how UCSF is a public university, your tax dollars most likely paid for this trash. From the SF weekly:
Thanks to desperate recruiting methods required to staff those wars, the U.S. Marines may be turning military service into a male sexual fantasy land, where recruits are paid actual money to cohabitate with drunk, stoned, horny teenage girls.

UCSF scientists tested and surveyed 2,157 female U.S. Marine recruits -- out of 2,288 possible respondents -- with an average age of 19. Researchers found that the young women were more than twice as likely as non-military young women to be infected with venereal diseases. And the recruits were prone to engage in behaviors likely to get them sick again.
Who would've thought that young people would like booze and hooking up? It should be noted that San Francisco is the last city in America that should be criticizing "unscrupulous" behavior.

2 comments:

Mezzo SF said...

The Bay Area has started off 2009 with pizazz. We're 0-infinity thus far, what with cops killing people, protestors raging and rampant sex in the streets. Glad to see that UCSF is putting in their oar in a fitting manner, as well. *headsmack*

(Side note: How would the numbers skew on reports of Marines just back from deployments? The ones I know in that boat, as it were, are pretty damn horny...but I would venture that that's pretty much a cross-branch phenomenon, wouldn't ya say? ha)

Girl in the Middle said...

LT, could I get a copy of that photo, blown up to poster size? I like me some ass-grabbing Marines!